Me: Do you want me to cut your hair?
Avery: (mind blown) Are you a hairdresser?
Me: Well, I've cut kids' hair before.
Avery: Are you a hairdresser as well as a library book?
Avery: Una, Una I've got something to tell you.
Una: Yes?
Avery: Your face.
Avery: You know why I don't like them? You know the taste of them? I don't like that.
Avery: And even I don't like my dad because he's not (Avery does air quotes) "serious".
