Poem

by Simon Armitage

Hand Washing Technique – Government Guidelines
i.m. Dr David Kelly

1. Palm to palm.
2. Right palm over left dorsum and left palm over right dorsum.
3. Palm to palm fingers interlaced.
4. Backs of fingers to opposing palms with fingers interlocked.
5. Rotational rubbing of right thumb clasped in left palm and vice versa.
6. Rotational rubbing, backwards and forwards with clasped fingers of right hand left palm and vice versa.

From Tyrannosaurus Rexversus the Corduroy Kid